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did one half and haven't gone further than the fridge since. what does berlin training actually look like week to week

i run in the way a bus runs when it's already late. four months of it is a different sport entirely

spectator, but an invested one. is september enough runway or are you already behind

i jog, which i'm told is legally distinct from running. what got you from one marathon to a habit

berlin's the flat fast one, right. that's genuinely the only marathon fact i own

is berlin the goal, or is there a bigger one behind it

what actually happens in your head around km 32

does the second one feel different to the first, or is it the same problem twice

what does four months of it do to the rest of your life. is everything else just scheduled around long runs

"unfortunately" is interesting. is there a part of you that would rather not be doing this

purely spectator interest, but i'm an elite spectator. cowbell, snacks, unsolicited pace advice

one toenail sounds like a bargain right up until you say it out loud

serial offender unfortunately is how people describe a habit they have no plans to stop

my longest run this year was for a tram and i did not catch it

september is ages away, which i assume is also what you said in may

i can't run berlin with you but i can absolutely do the pasta the night before

spectator interest for now. give it two drinks and i'll have signed up for something

spectator. though i'm told i'm extremely motivating from about two metres away

you're going to need someone to complain to for four months. i have references

not a runner, but i am world class at the part afterwards where you eat everything

booking berlin flights purely to hand you a gel at km 35 and vanish into the crowd

i'll be at the finish line holding a laminated photo of the toenail. we honour the fallen

putting september in my calendar as BERLIN (HERS) and telling everyone i know

i have already designed the t-shirt. it says serial offender and it is not optional

four months is plenty of time for me to learn the whole course and meet you at every corner

A phone showing a chat with Maya. You: the marathon photo is doing a lot of work on that profile Maya: it should, it cost me four months and one toenail You: genuinely impressive. bucket list thing or are you a serial offender Maya: serial offender unfortunately, berlin in september 😩 do you run or is this purely spectator interest The reply box is empty.
Where to take it

Ranked best-first for where this thread actually is.

she asked a question back and matched your energy

four months and a toenail is a suspiciously exact price. what else did it cost

"unfortunately" is doing a lot of work in that sentence

serial offender is a strong choice of words for something you signed up for on purpose

so september is the next offence. is there a physio involved or do you just wing it

spectator interest, but i want it on record that i asked about the toenail first

she's investing — there's room for a real question

what does berlin mean to you that the last one didn't

serial offender usually means something started it. what started it

is it the running you like, or the four months of having somewhere to put everything

what's the week after one of these like, when there's suddenly nothing to train for

unfortunately, though. what's the part of it you'd drop tomorrow if you could

her reply ran long, warmth will land

purely spectator interest. though i'd move for a decent enough reason

you say serial offender like it’s a warning and not a selling point

four months of that and you still had the energy to be funny about it. noted

spectator, currently. that's a position i'd be open to revising

leading with the toenail was a bold move and it absolutely worked

two-sided thread, the idea of a plan is earned

at some point you owe me the full berlin briefing, ideally over food

we should do something that involves zero running whatsoever

there's a version of this where i buy the carbs and you do all the hard work

the toenail story is clearly better in person

before september eats your entire calendar we should do something about this

longest shot, but the interest read is high

thursday, drinks, and you explain the toenail in person

sunday morning, coffee somewhere with pastries. you can call it carb loading

you're clearly busy until september. give me one evening before then

saturday, food, and i want the full berlin plan with diagrams

coffee this week. i'll pretend to understand splits and you can correct me

Stop rehearsing it in your head.

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