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did one half and haven't gone further than the fridge since. what does berlin training actually look like week to week
i run in the way a bus runs when it's already late. four months of it is a different sport entirely
spectator, but an invested one. is september enough runway or are you already behind
i jog, which i'm told is legally distinct from running. what got you from one marathon to a habit
berlin's the flat fast one, right. that's genuinely the only marathon fact i own
is berlin the goal, or is there a bigger one behind it
what actually happens in your head around km 32
does the second one feel different to the first, or is it the same problem twice
what does four months of it do to the rest of your life. is everything else just scheduled around long runs
"unfortunately" is interesting. is there a part of you that would rather not be doing this
purely spectator interest, but i'm an elite spectator. cowbell, snacks, unsolicited pace advice
one toenail sounds like a bargain right up until you say it out loud
serial offender unfortunately is how people describe a habit they have no plans to stop
my longest run this year was for a tram and i did not catch it
september is ages away, which i assume is also what you said in may
i can't run berlin with you but i can absolutely do the pasta the night before
spectator interest for now. give it two drinks and i'll have signed up for something
spectator. though i'm told i'm extremely motivating from about two metres away
you're going to need someone to complain to for four months. i have references
not a runner, but i am world class at the part afterwards where you eat everything
booking berlin flights purely to hand you a gel at km 35 and vanish into the crowd
i'll be at the finish line holding a laminated photo of the toenail. we honour the fallen
putting september in my calendar as BERLIN (HERS) and telling everyone i know
i have already designed the t-shirt. it says serial offender and it is not optional
four months is plenty of time for me to learn the whole course and meet you at every corner

Ranked best-first for where this thread actually is.
she asked a question back and matched your energy
four months and a toenail is a suspiciously exact price. what else did it cost
"unfortunately" is doing a lot of work in that sentence
serial offender is a strong choice of words for something you signed up for on purpose
so september is the next offence. is there a physio involved or do you just wing it
spectator interest, but i want it on record that i asked about the toenail first
she's investing — there's room for a real question
what does berlin mean to you that the last one didn't
serial offender usually means something started it. what started it
is it the running you like, or the four months of having somewhere to put everything
what's the week after one of these like, when there's suddenly nothing to train for
unfortunately, though. what's the part of it you'd drop tomorrow if you could
her reply ran long, warmth will land
purely spectator interest. though i'd move for a decent enough reason
you say serial offender like it’s a warning and not a selling point
four months of that and you still had the energy to be funny about it. noted
spectator, currently. that's a position i'd be open to revising
leading with the toenail was a bold move and it absolutely worked
two-sided thread, the idea of a plan is earned
at some point you owe me the full berlin briefing, ideally over food
we should do something that involves zero running whatsoever
there's a version of this where i buy the carbs and you do all the hard work
the toenail story is clearly better in person
before september eats your entire calendar we should do something about this
longest shot, but the interest read is high
thursday, drinks, and you explain the toenail in person
sunday morning, coffee somewhere with pastries. you can call it carb loading
you're clearly busy until september. give me one evening before then
saturday, food, and i want the full berlin plan with diagrams
coffee this week. i'll pretend to understand splits and you can correct me
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